【小笑話】：三口對話

根據新聞報導，今年8月份，ICE平均每天在機場拘捕約20–40人，包括庇護案件仍在審理中、簽證逾期的旅客。

媽媽：這遠高於2025年5月時每天不到10人的水平，但以機場客流量（8月3日，全美約有272.7萬人通過TSA安檢）來算，每天被捕人數相當於旅客的約0.0015%。 

爸爸：抓到你就是百分之百！

孩子：為什麼要抓媽媽！？

【A Short Joke】: A Family Conversation

According to news reports, in August of this year, ICE arrested an average of about 20–40 people daily at airports—including travelers with pending asylum cases and those with expired visas.

Mom: That’s far higher than the rate of fewer than 10 people per day seen in May 2025; however, considering airport passenger volume (on August 3, approximately 2.727 million people passed through TSA checkpoints nationwide), the daily number of arrests represents just about 0.0015% of all travelers.

Dad: But if they catch you, your chances of getting arrested are 100%!

Child: Why are you arresting Mom?!